Weirdness

Designer on phone: You lost your chi? Is it with your red shirt? He stole your chi? He's a chi-stealer!

Broadway
New York City, New York

Overheard by: Editrix

Cube rat: Jason* is a pretty good guy… for a racist homophobe.

Senlac Drive
Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: Is That All?

HR: So maybe I can do all three of you in the morning.

Marlborough, Massachusetts

Manager: It's getting a little soft.
Accountant: You might not want to use a twig.

Toronto
Canadia

Female coworker #1: Squiggy committed suicide last night.
[Long pause.]Female coworker #1: He seems to have jumped out of the tank and shriveled up on the desk top… so it looks like I’ll be getting another guppy.
Female coworker #2: Looks like it.
Female coworker #1: Or… Yeah, I guess I’ll get another guppy.

Baltimore, Maryland

Secretary in a loud voice, walking down hall: I'm evil, I have a lot of evil thoughts!

Market Street
Wilmington, Delaware

Overheard by: Urban Achiever

Project manager, about interviewee: He's like Ted Bundy sexy!

Ada, Michigan

Overheard by: Just a temp

Male suit: Meetings are like suction cups. They stick to things and leave a lasting mark that's tough to clean off. They can be useful in some instances, though they almost always suck, and when they don't suck people try and make them suck in a different location.
Underling: You forgot to add, though, that when they aren't working right, you can always start licking to see it that helps. A little moisture always makes things more interesting.

Central Point, Oregon

Overheard by: Turbo

Woman on phone: Uhhuh… Well, we just have to learn how not to be child molesters.

Walnut Street
Evansville, Indiana

Female employee: Somebody pushed that ten-inch pepperoni way in there!

Pizza Place
Wichita, Kansas