Office worker: I love throwing up! I'm dyslexic.
County Courthouse
Norristown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Lan
Office worker: I love throwing up! I'm dyslexic.
County Courthouse
Norristown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Lan
Boss, giving presentation: Chances are most of you in this room may or may not use this form. (everyone nods)
Helena, Montana
Overheard by: second in command
IT guy to another, about version 2.0 of the website: Is this the final solution?
Bethesa, Maryland
Overheard by: uncomfortable cube dweller
Lab manager: Well, we'll just keep the one with biggest rack.
Baltimore, Maryland
Female coworker to male coworker: No, I don't want one of your lousy man pills!
Seattle, Washington
Intern walking out of bathroom, correcting exiting friend: But if you aren't in a group when you play gay chicken, then it's just two dudes afraid of making out.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: So stop asking
Office drone: Why is everyone staring at me?
Office chick: You're fun to look at.
Mesquite, Nevada
Market researcher, frustrated at client: I don’t have auto pilot Las Vegas porn attendance statistics in my brain!
Pearl District
Portland, Oregon
Wife, reading advertisement: What is an erotic petting zoo?
Husband: A what?
Wife, louder: An erotic petting zoo!
Husband, looking: That says “exotic” petting zoo.
Wife: Oh, well…that makes more sense.
Pigeon Forge, Tennessee
Boss: Why would I pay to watch you take a shower?
Underling: Lots of people pay for it.
Boss: How much would you charge me?
Underling: I don't know, I'm Asian, so I can offer other amenities.
Atlanta, Georgia
