Manager: Since I don't have any feelings or emotion, it kinda doesn't get in the way.
Richmond, Virginia
Manager: Since I don't have any feelings or emotion, it kinda doesn't get in the way.
Richmond, Virginia
Coworker to another, about bus driver: I couldn't even get it out of my mouth before he started bellowing.
Swiftwater, Pennsylvania
Male coworker #1: Do you know anything about buying a prom dress?
Male coworker #2: Hell no.
Male coworker #1: Well, I need one pronto!
Washington, DC
Nurse #1: I love poop!
Nurse #2 to everyone: She's losing it!
Hospital
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Lauren
Reservations manager: You look very small today!
GSR: Umm…thanks?
Charleston, South Carlolina
Senior VP to peons: That's when they car was stoled. It's they fault. They leff the car in the ignition. Then they wonder why we callin them and taken all they danglin fruit off the tabow. You see what I'm sayin, people? That's us! We taken it off the table.
BAton Rouge, Louisiana
Overheard by: Redacted
Woman to group: Do you any of you know Sally*?
Group members, shaking heads: No
Woman: Just as well, she just quit.
St. Paul, Minnesota
Boss to others, while riding to lunch: You don't want to eat at Infinity, the only thing on the menu there is penis.
Pittsbrurgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Brad
Employee on phone: What did you say? I'm not going to drink the blood of a cow!
New York City, New York
Grad student: I have to scoop my boobs out of my armpit when I lay down.
Charleston, South Carolina
