I Seem to Have Forgotten Their Names

Man in lift #1: Hey, how’s it going?
Man in lift #2: Yeah, not bad. The wife leaves for England for nine days tomorrow. Leaving me alone. With the kids… I’m not a man who gets scared easily but…

Pirie Street
Adelaide
Australia

Overheard by: Brooklyn

Posted on November 25, 2014
Australia, Coworkers, Default, Family, Feelings, Travel

How Are Bambi and the Kids, Anyway?

Salesperson, leaving voicemail for customer: Hey there, it's me! Guess you're out killing Bambi–call me back when you get back in town!

Austin, Texas

Posted on November 17, 2014
Animals, Customers, On the phone, Sales, Texas, Travel, Violence, Weirdness

…For Reasons Which Are Entirely Between You and the Donkey

HR manager: Why does she keep calling it a guidebook? It's an employee handbook! A guidebook is for when you go to the Cayman Islands and need to find a donkey!

Norwalk, Connecticut

Posted on October 15, 2014
Animals, Bosses, Connecticut, Human Resources, Questions, Travel, Words

Or Am I Thinking Of the Kid from Life Goes On?

Cube dweller: We fly Qantas because it's safe, like it's never crashed. You know, like that guy Forest Gump who would only fly Qantas.

Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: GGary

Posted on October 11, 2014
Accidents, Australia, Cinema, Employees, Travel

When You’ve Had that Many ‘Shrooms, who Can be Sure?

BK guy: What did you do this weekend?
BK girl: I went to Ohio for a concert.
BK guy: Ohio? You went all the way over by California for a concert?
BK girl: Ummm… No…

Burger King, Rhode Island

Posted on October 11, 2014
Arts, Coworkers, Dumb Customers, Dumb Employees, General Idiocy, Geography & History, Out to Lunch, Rhode Island, Time Management, Travel

I Just Hump the Armrest During Takeoff

Female coworker: I love Hawaii, been there four times already.
Male coworker: Oh, so you like to travel a lot?
Female coworker: No, I go to Hawaii to visit my sister, it's not like I'm a member of the mile high club or anything.

Long Island City, New York

Overheard by: oh no u didn't

Posted on October 10, 2014
Coworkers, Family, Holidays, New York, Questions, Travel

We Find It's Best to Take Separate Vacations

Male coworker: My lips are still recovering from Vegas.

San Diego, California

Posted on September 18, 2014
Body Parts, California, Coworkers, Sexuality, Travel, Vacation, Weirdness

…But Does That Mean You Have to Crush My Dreams? Does It??

Conductor #1, over PA: This is Stamford; welcome to the President's Club. (pause) Maybe you'll invite me someday.
Conductor #2, over PA: I doubt that's gonna happen.
Conductor #1: True.

Stamford, Connecticut

Overheard by: wasn't invited either