CSR: Time is going sooo slow…
Manager: Dude, I have a great idea.
CSR: Dude, what is it?
Manager: I'll tell you later, dude.
CSR: How much later, dude?
Manager: Like 30 minutes.
CSR: Dude, that's like 45 minutes away! (bangs head on desk)
Austin, Texas
Coworker, speaking to Canadian coworker: Is that Canadian or American?
Canadian coworker: Well, I bought it in America, so my guess is that it was made in China.
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Amy
Legal assistant #1: My new butter dish is made from crystal.
Legal assistant #2: Crystal, like? from under the sea?
Toronto
Canadia
Medical claims analyst: Have I ever shown you the x-ray of my head?
1009 Windcross Court
Franklin, Tennessee
Office worker to colleague: Did you just ask a copywriter how to spell “hmmm”?
London
England
Gay coworker: I don’t dress up for Halloween, it’s against my religion!
Straight coworker: Oh, is that the same religion you consulted when choosing your sexuality?
Dublin, Ohio
Overheard by: Stoopid like a fox
Employee friend: So, is everybody getting laid off then?
Executive friend: Not everybody.
(employee friend smiles)
Executive friend: Just everybody that wasn't on the commonwealth* project.
Employee friend: I wasn't on the commonwealth project.
Executive friend: Oh, yeah, uh…
Beacon Street
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: I WAS on the Project!!!
Sales manager: What's that picture from?
R&D assistant: It's from our Christmas party.
Sales manager: I've never seen a fat Filipino hitman before.
Los Alamitos, California
Overheard by: Cat
Son: Do you believe in animal testing?
Mother: Yes and no. I think that it’s fine to do it on all of the extra animals taking up space out there who don’t belong to anyone, but when they take people’s pets from their homes for testing, I think that’s wrong.
4420 Austin Bluffs Parkway
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Cubicle drone: You know who Tony Blair is, right?
Secretary: Oh yeah, he's a bitch.
Portland, Oregon
