Boss, answering cell: Hello? (pause) Yeah, I just wanted to check if you were wearing pants today.
Grand Rapids, Michigan
Male on phone: Oh my god, let met tell you about the prostitute. (pause) No, no, no! The one in Mexico.
Oakland, California
Male boss, on phone: Should I grab my package?
Fort Washington, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Had to Hit Mute
Customer on cell: Yes, darling. I do have to bring her home, she's our daughter.
Ontario
Canadia
Reporter on phone: I'm calling about Davy Crockett. You don't know him? Didn't he attack you with a machete last week? Right. Well, he died. Yeah. You heard about that? Right. So you do know him.
Keene, New Hampshire
Coworker on phone: Okay, don't punch any prisoners in the face.
Fordham University
Manhattan, New York
Coworker on phone: She's out of the circle. (pause) Well, she was never in the circle. (pause) But she was closer to the circle than others. (pause) She was orbiting outside the circle! (snort)
Lancaster, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: innercircle
Librarian on phone: I've talked to you when you're high. It's not all that much fun!
Amherst, Massachusetts
Office peon on phone: Look, I'm busy right now so I'll have to call you back. What's your phone number?
Stupid office peon: Ummm… I don't know. I never call myself.
Nashville, Tennessee
Loud lady on phone: Hi, are you dead yet?
West Lafayette, Indiana
Overheard by: Rachel S.
