No Request Is Too Bizarre for a New Orleans Escort Service

Advertising intern, dialing number: Hello, I was wondering if you still have the silver ferret from yesterday? Okay, thanks.

New Orleans, Louisiana

Overheard by: get me out of here

Posted on April 16, 2015
Animals, Interns & Temps, Louisiana, On the phone, Questions

You Can't Teach Talent

Program manager on phone: Have you thought of marrying this chick? (pause) Does she give good head? (pause) Okay, is she willing to learn?

North Carolina

Posted on April 15, 2015
Bosses, Education, North Carolina, On the phone, Questions, Sexuality

It Takes a Lot to Ruffle a New Yorker's Feathers

Skinny middle-aged man to large middle-aged receptionist: May I borrow your phone?
Receptionist: Sure, sugar.
Skinny middle-aged man, after calmly speaking with another doctor: And when I get there, I'm going to crap on your desk! (to receptionist) Thank you for letting me borrow your phone.
Receptionist: You're welcome, sugar.

Gastroenterology Office
Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: the intern

Posted on April 15, 2015
Doctors, Medical, New York, Offers and requests, On the phone, Receptionists, Threats, Violence

They’re Making Amazing Strides in Hangnail Research These Days

Drone on phone: Oh yeah, my friend had that disease, he died… I’m sure you won’t die, though.

Storke Road
Santa Barbara, California

Overheard by: angelina

Posted on April 13, 2015
California, Compare and contrast, Death, Default, Employees, Health & Hygiene, On the phone, Threats, Weirdness

My Colleagues’ Hatred Keeps Our Marriage Spicy

Coworker #1 on phone: No, no, no, dammit! I swear, I’m going to hang up — I mean it, I’m going to hang up. No. No. No! Dammit, I said I am going to hang up!
Coworker #2 walks over, removes phone, slams it down: There, now we can all get back to our lives!
Coworker #1 redials: Sorry baby, some crazy twat I work with is having a bad day… What? What?! No! No! No! Dammit, I hate you! I’m hanging up!

Alpharetta, Georgia