Employee on phone: Last name is “Loveless,” as in Artemus Loveless from Wild Wild West. You know, the movie with Will Smith? (awkward pause) Well, I loved the movie.
Bethesda, Maryland
Overheard by: WillSmithFan1
Employee on phone: Last name is “Loveless,” as in Artemus Loveless from Wild Wild West. You know, the movie with Will Smith? (awkward pause) Well, I loved the movie.
Bethesda, Maryland
Overheard by: WillSmithFan1
Office girl on phone: Hang on. I'm having a Mexican party in here, and it's getting to be too much.
Scarborough
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: C.note
Supervisor: Don’t forget to call [Kwok]. He’s got a couple of huge boxes and I think they’re computers.
Admin: Which one is [Kwok]?
Supervisor: The short Asian guy.
Admin on phone: Hi [Kwok], it’s [Jane]. I just wanted to let you know you have a huge package.
470 Atlantic Avenue
Boston, Massachusetts
Coworker on phone: Well, it was bad too… and it was also a hand job.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Laughing
Cube dweller, during lengthy speakerphone conversation: Just between you and me…
Washington, DC
Overheard by: and me…
Sales on phone: I trusted you not to destroy my testes.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Brad
20-something guy on phone: Hey! Yeah, whatever. Do you have the keg? No, no listen to… Shut up! Listen to me! Do you have the keg?
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Picadilly Bones
CSR, on customer welcome call: Is your last name Valdez?
Customer: Yes, it is.
CSR, on customer welcome call: Is your father Juan Valdez? You can say you have a famous father!
Troy, Michigan
Overheard by: Mortgage Whisperer
Office worker on phone to friend: No, go ahead and ask the question–I can think and work at the same time.
Jeanerette, Louisiana
Counter guy on phone: Where are you? What is that sound? … Oh! I knew it was a tornado!
Connecticut
