Coworker #1: So, a magnetic train crashed in Germany, killing twenty-three.
Coworker #2: … Stupid Krauts.
70th Street and Park Avenue
New York, New York
Coworker #1: So, a magnetic train crashed in Germany, killing twenty-three.
Coworker #2: … Stupid Krauts.
70th Street and Park Avenue
New York, New York
Boss: Brandon*, no matter what you think, those pills will not make you grow three inches. Get back to work.
55th Street and 3rd Avenue
New York, New York
Suit #1: Man, you would stare at anything.
Suit #2, watching someone sweep dirt: Yeah, I’m like a dragon — highly attracted to small, shiny objects.
1251 Avenue of the Americas
New York, New York
Overheard by: KGB
Manager: Are the fries ready yet?
Underling: Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!
Wendy’s, Troy-Schenectady Road
Latham, New York
Overheard by: AndyfromLakewood
Office mate: What were you doing in my crotch?!
Office, 42nd Street
New York, New York
Suit: Hey, which button is the hyphen? [Peon disappointedly points to hyphen key.] Oh, I thought that was called a ‘dash.’
Mortgage company
Melville, New York
Overheard by: Baffled how he gets paid four times as much as i do
New analyst to managing director, about golf club: Hey, is your shaft stiff?
51 West 52nd Street
New York, New York
Peon #1: You know what TV show I’d really like to be on?
Peon #2: Knight Rider?
Brooklyn, New York
Overheard by: still laughing
Superior, after staring at his computer screen for 10 minutes: Well, butter my ass and call me a biscuit!
North Division Street
Peekskill, New York
IT guy: So, are you using straight AutoCAD?
Employee: As opposed to the homosexual one?
41 East 11th Street
New York, New York
Overheard by: nex0s
