Male Bonding Is a Serious Undertaking

Italian service guy: Maybe we can bring-a some nice-a cheese, some nice-a mozzarella…
Italian VP: This is a fishing trip! Bah, you've never been on a fishing trip. This isn't gonna be fun.

Rosedale, Maryland

Overheard by: Tempin' it up

Posted on January 1, 2015
Bosses, Employees, Holidays, Maryland, Meals and Snacks, Sexuality, Travel

Use a Spoon Like Everyone Else

Woman gazing wistfully into yogurt cup: If my tongue was long enough, I’d lick my bottom.

Knoxville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Mark

Posted on December 31, 2014
Dumb Employees, Meals and Snacks, Tennessee

And the Teeth to Chew It With.

Guy #1: Man, I wish we had one of those things. You know, you put money in and food comes out?
Guy #2: Vending machine?
Guy #1: Yeah. Right.

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: Scott

Posted on December 31, 2014
Friends, Meals and Snacks, Money, New York, Questions, Wishes, Words

It’s Quite Possible That Women Have Dirtier Minds Than Men

Female coworker: Why do you shake your mustard like that?
Male coworker: To mix it up real good so I don’t get the pre-mustard on my sandwich.
Female coworker: I am never eating lunch with you again.

West Lexington Street
Baltimore, Maryland

Posted on December 30, 2014
Coworkers, Maryland, Meals and Snacks

Neatly Slumped Over My Desk, the Way Headquarters Likes It

Middle manager: I'm not going to eat until all of these problems are solved.
Office temp: Wow, you're gonna die.

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Posted on December 30, 2014
Bosses, Death, Interns & Temps, Meals and Snacks, Pennsylvania

Ever Been Hit by a Ten-Pound Bag Of Oranges?

Peon, during office Easter egg hunt: Kim* was running down the hallway, wearing a non-supportive bra. Now I don't want to hunt for Easter eggs anymore, I just want to die…

Mississauga
Canadia

Overheard by: Wearing supportive undergarments

Posted on December 29, 2014
Body Parts, Canadia, Clothes, Death, Employees, Meals and Snacks

Terrible Movies Always Do.

Manager to supervisor at lunch: Hey, are you going to a movie tonight? Want some beans?
Supervisor to manager: No, thanks, they'll make me shit.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: PrayingForDeath

Posted on December 29, 2014
Bosses, Canadia, Cinema, Health & Hygiene, Meals and Snacks, Out to Lunch, Restroom, Wishes

And How Many Times Has This Happened to You?

Client on phone, returning from lunch: What, we have a meeting now? I’ll be there in ten minutes. Is [the boss] around?
Admin: Yeah, he’s right here.
Client: Good, go kick him in the shin for me.
Admin: Um, you’re on speakerphone.
Client: I hate you! How many times have I told you never to put me on speakerphone!?

Milwaukee, Wisconsin