Well, It Is and It Isn’t

Supervisor: She used to wear all sorts of things in her hair, and then one day she showed up with a condom, and we were like, ‘Honey, that’s not a scrunchie.’

473 Ridge Road
Dayton, New Jersey

Overheard by: office peon

Posted on October 21, 2025
Bosses, General Idiocy, Gossip, New Jersey, Physical Appearance

The Demonican Party Is Known for Its Opposition to the Space-Time Continuum

Guy: Are you a Republican?
Girl: No, I am a Demonican.
Guy: You mean Democrat?
Girl: Let’s change the subject.
Guy: Okay, well, who did you vote for in the 2004 election?
Girl: Clinton.
Guy: Yeah, let’s change the subject.

The Coffee Tree, 223 Watson Boulevard
Warner Robins, Georgia

Overheard by: Jonathan Willis

Posted on October 20, 2025
Coworkers, General Idiocy, Georgia, Office Politics, Questions

Even a Dumb Chick Is Right Once Every Thousand Years

Bimbette #1: Like, what’s a millennium?
Bimbette #2: I think it’s, like, when the year changes or something.

Video store,
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia

Overheard by: A Thousand Years of Blondes

Posted on October 19, 2025
Bimbettes, Canadia, Dumb Customers, General Idiocy, Questions

In the Same Way Cher Is ‘Real’

Female editor: Hey, is Plastic Man a real superhero?
Assistant: Yeah. There’s been some dispute about his origins, though.
Female editor: Oh, really? But he is real, right?
Assistant: Yeah.
Female editor: Okay, great, thanks.

233 Spring Street,
SoHo, New York

Posted on October 19, 2025
Arts, Coworkers, Crazies, General Idiocy, New York, Questions, Writers and Editors

Of Course If We Fire Her, We’ll Have the Expense of Training Another Screamer

General manager: Should we fire Missy*? She was screaming at you in front of other employees.
Manager #1: I don’t know. What does Missy* feel we should do to her?
General manager: Uh, I didn’t ask her.
Manager #2: She thinks we should buy her a pizza and give her a raise. What the fuck do you think she feels we should do to her?

Indianapolis, Indiana