Web developer boss: Aww, I didn't get a dildo this time. That's sad.
Mesa, Arizona
Web developer boss: Aww, I didn't get a dildo this time. That's sad.
Mesa, Arizona
Sales guy: That makes about as much sense as a shy stripper.
Bonner Springs, Kansas
Colleague: I'm so tired all the time, man. I must have necrophilia.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: I know Latin
Tester: Dude, did you see this? There’s a button in the software that says “Fuck Off.”
Designer: So?…That’s a feature. Did you press it?
Tester: Yeah…it just went away.
Designer: And did it make you feel better?
Tester: Strangely, yeah. Yeah, it did.
Designer: See?
211 Van Buren Street
Nashville, Indiana
Overheard by: Scott
Woman, very seriously: You need to start getting really depressed if you want to be funny.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Rose Fox
President: You can ask them for it, but technically, when it comes to that, we would no longer be partners, but competitors.
Intern: So it's like we're in a dysfunctional marriage with them? Like love/hate?
President: It's more like they're a bitch and it's the wrong time of the month.
Tampa, Florida
Manager: Sorry I’m late. I was upstairs looking for pictures of Conway Twitty to print and scare Marie with. He’s her Freddie Kruger.
Kanawha Boulevard West
Charleston, West Virginia
Overheard by: CubReporter
Boss: They're all pissed off cuz I yelled at them. I don't know why I yelled at them. It just felt good.
Washington, DC
