Boss, looking at St. Patrick's parade: Oh, look, it's the St. Patrick's parade, I just love Greek food!
Neptune, New Jersey
Overheard by: Karen
Boss, looking at St. Patrick's parade: Oh, look, it's the St. Patrick's parade, I just love Greek food!
Neptune, New Jersey
Overheard by: Karen
Kitchen grunt: You ever poop and suddenly find the world a better place?
Main Street
Greenwood, Indiana
Overheard by: RDC
Frazzled accountant: So yes, please mail me the statement ASAP! Yes, thanks, thanks. Okay, love you.
(after a minute, to peon)
Did I just say “I love you”?
California
Geeky IT guy: How can you hate fonts?
Memphis, Tennessee
Overheard by: indifferent to fonts
Coworker: I don't have the voice for rap… But shit, man, I can write rhymes!
Chico, California
Voice in next cubicle: I forgot how much I hate space travel.
Fort Leavenworth, Kansas
Teacher: My birthday is tomorrow. I can't believe I'm going to be 35!
Student teacher: I'm only 23.
Teacher: When I was 23, I was going to chapel at university while smoking pot!
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Really??
Cube rat to another: I just wouldn't be able to sleep with myself if I did something like that to someone.
Oceanside, California
Coworker, having lunch: Is it bad of me to think of a group of strong guys getting together and jumping Spencer Pratt? I ask because the thought of it really brings a smile to my face.
Melville, New York
Producer: Alan Greenspan is leaving the Fed and so our business anchor is crying.
1 Time Warner Center
New York, NY
Overheard by: The McCrum
