Front office girl at medical spa, hanging up phone: The client says we are not taking her concerns seriously, and she is going to report us to the Surgeon General.
Ditzy manager: The Surgeon General? But we don't have anything to do with smoking!
Front office girl, under her breath: I can't believe I have to report to you.
Charlotte, North Carolina
Overheard by: OMG The IQ level here is amazing
Architect: You pick out those colors yet?
Designer: Yep, right there.
Architect: Wow, those are bright… I was thinking more like this.
Designer: You told me green and orange, those are olive and rust!
Phoenix, Arizona
Coworker on phone: Didn't you hear? The pole broke and the stripper hurt herself!
Sterling, Virginia
Overheard by: Receptionist
Male employee: I think that guy was flirting with you.
Female employee: What are you talking about?
Male employee: You are like the workplace poster girl. Crap, is that harassment?
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Centerfold
Coworker: I cannot wait to eat these cake balls.
3rd & Fairfax
New York City, New York
Marketing manager: My uncle had a chicken incident, and then he learned to keep his pants on.
Queen Anne Avenue
Seattle, Washington
Employee: Computer is just a fancy word for “solitaire machine.”
10 Brookline Place
Brookline, Massachusetts
Cube rat: We had to take them off so that we could trim the bush. Because, you know, you have to trim your bush.
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Heather
Mail guy: Okay, that's the last I want to see of your chest.
Manhattan, New York
