Is It Friday Already?

Female cube dweller to another: I'll grab your pair and you'll grab my pair and we'll slap each other in the face with them.

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: erak

Posted on August 13, 2015
Anger management, Body Parts, Employees, New York, Violence, Weirdness

It'll Blend Right in with Your Skin Tones, Mr. Tin Man

Clerk on phone: Hey, you got any duct tape? You can just cut off a little piece and put that on your wart.

Omaha, Nebraska

Overheard by: Db's Mom

Posted on August 13, 2015
Employees, Health & Hygiene, Nebraska, On the phone, Questions, Weirdness

12PM Porn Sushi Class

Secretary: There’s one class called “How to Shoot a Porno.”
Employee: What?
Secretary: Yeah, it’s girl-on-girl. I called to ask if we could get a group discount, but it’s been cancelled due to a scheduling conflict.
Employee: Wow.
Secretary: There’s another class, “How to make sushi”…

845 3rd Avenue
New York, NY

Posted on August 13, 2015
Employees, New York, Questions, Receptionists, Sexuality

I Don’t Think Happy Meals Are Effective Going Out

Manager: I’ll be right back. I’m going to the bathroom.
Cashier: Have fun!

McDonald’s
Texas

Posted on August 12, 2015
Crazies, Default, Employees, Restroom, Service, Texas, Wishes

Oh, Lord.

Boss: What time did this get here this morning?
Employee: Jesus!
Boss: Uh… What time is the exterminator going to be here tonight, and are you staying?
Employee: Jesus!
Boss: Why are you answering all my questions with “Jesus”?
Employee: A woman on the train this morning was holding a sign that said “Jesus is the only answer.” I thought I'd try to prove that. From your response, I'm assuming that isn't true.

Manhattan, New York