The Bitch Promises, but Never Delivers

Federal employee to coworker in ladies’ room: Darlene, how long is a dog pregnant?

L’Enfant Plaza
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Just a contractor

Posted on December 31, 2022
Animals, Default, Employees, Health & Hygiene, Questions, Service, Time Management, Washington DC

4PM OSHA Regulations

Male bather: Oww! That dog just scratched my nipple!
Female groomer: Now you know why we wear boulder-holders.

92-12 Liberty Avenue
Ozone Park, New York

Posted on December 11, 2022
Metro Northeast, Possible Sexual Harassment, Service

Oh Wait, It’s Just Models Sharing a New York Apartment

Weird suit: Hey! There’s a box of dead people back here!

Bourse Building
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on November 23, 2022
Death, Default, Pennsylvania, Race, Service, Suits, Weirdness

In Totally Unrelated News, I’d Like to Request Maid Service

85-year-old client: I’ve been sick all morning but I’ll tell you what: the best way to cure diarrhea is by drinking wine!
Sales manager on phone: Oh… Um… Really?

Hotel
Dulles, Virginia

Overheard by: Rather Disgusted

Posted on August 12, 2022
Advice, Customers, Default, Drinking, Health & Hygiene, On the phone, Sales, Service, Virginia, Weirdness

‘Yiddish’ Is Jew-Speak for ‘Fuck You, Jesus Boy’

WASP: I know what that says! It’s written in Jewish!
Bagel wench: Yiddish?
WASP: Are you Jewish?

Noah’s Bagels, Manhattan Beach Boulevard
Manhattan Beach, California

Overheard by: just wants to make bagels in peace

Posted on January 23, 2022
Blue Collar, California, Dumb Customers, General Idiocy, Language barrier, Questions, Religion, Service

1PM Custom Solutions

Manager: Do you need these pants hemmed?
Customer: Yes
Manager: Do you have one leg that is shorter than the other, sir?
Customer: Yeah, the middle one.

3255 Peachtree Road
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on August 6, 2021
Possible Sexual Harassment, Service, Southeast

12PM Lunch

Food service worker: What type of soda would you like today?
Female customer: Large.
Food service worker: Yes, mam’m. But what type or flavor did you want?
Female customer: I said large.
Food service worker: Yes, ma’am. Diet Coke? Sprite? Coke? What type?
Female customer: Are you fucking stupid or something? Large. A large soda. How many times do I have to tell you?

San Diego Mall Food Court
San Diego, California