Not Even a Mint on the Seat?

Manager leaving toilet stall, to next person in line: Don’t worry — I didn’t leave anything in there.

473 Ridge Road
Dayton, New Jersey

Overheard by: office peon

Posted on December 24, 2022
Bosses, Default, New Jersey, Restroom

NewsFlash: Canadia's Economy Mysteriously Falters!

Geeky cashier: How are you pay'n for this?
Guy in a hurry: Cash.
Geeky cashier: Like cash, cash?
Guy in a hurry: What?

Best Buy
Newmarket
Ontario, Canadia

Posted on December 18, 2022
Canadia, Customers, Default, Dorks, Geeks, & Nerds, Dumb Employees, General Idiocy, Money, Questions, Retail, Words

Okay, Now What Does This “Crittle” Key Do?

Caller: I can’t seem to log into my account.
CS rep: Have you entered your username and password into the login fields?
Caller: Yes, I have.
CS rep: Okay now press the enter key.
Caller: Where’s the enter key?

Earthlink Customer Service
San Jose, California

Posted on December 10, 2022
California, Customer Service, Customer Support, Default, Dumb Customers, General Idiocy, On the phone, Questions, Technology, Weirdness

He Was a Scumbag’s Scumbag

Feisty secretary: Man, could that man spit!

Newcastle, Delaware

Overheard by: What else could he do?

Posted on December 6, 2022
Compliments, Cubicles, Default, Delaware, Employees, Weirdness

Good Idea: Start Small.

Paralegal: So I figured, if I wanna be a nurse, I can wash a midget.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: melissa

Posted on December 2, 2022
Default

He’s Had the Crisis Penciled in for Years

Bar patron #1: You gonna have another drink?
Bar patron #2: No, I gotta get home before mid-life.

36th Avenue and Arctic Boulevard
Anchorage, Alaska

Overheard by: thinking it was already too late

Posted on December 1, 2022
Alaska, Comebacks, Customers, Default, Drinking, Time Management

Drive-Thru Duty at the Bangalore Call Center Is Lonely Work

Delivery lady, on phone: Okay, what can I get for you?
Customer on the other end: I’d like a medium pepperoni pizza with no sauce and a cherry coke.
Lady, typing on a computer: Okay, a medium pizza with no sauce, just plain cheese, is that correct?
Customer: No. With pepperoni. And a cherry coke.
Lady: Pepperoni… [types again] I’m just pushing all the wrong buttons tonight.
Customer: Yeah, I know what you mean.
Lady: It’s one of those days where you just shouldn’t have woken up, you know?
Customer: Uh… yeah.
Lady: At least it’s almost over though, right?
Customer: …right….
Lady: So you said you wanted a medium pepperoni pizza, with no sauce, a side of ranch, and a cherry coke?
Customer: No side of ranch.
Lady: Awww, but ranch is good for you!
Customer: …no ranch, thank you.
Lady: Fine, goodnight. [hangs up phone]

Hanover, New Hampshire

Overheard by: Will