Office guy: Woo-hoo! One less child!
Richmond, Virginia
Overheard by: usual suspect
Boss walking by office at 6 pm: Oh, you guys are still here? I just went to the bathroom with the door open.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Female coworker to copy machine: You have enough paper, you bitch.
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: The New Guy
Boss on phone: Excuse me? I’m sorry, I don’t speak stupid, let me get one of my employees to speak to you.
Coppell, Texas
Overheard by: Luckily, it wasn’t me.
Financial advisor on phone with possible client: I gave you what you needed. You have the paperwork. You see my partners’ names. Just don’t bullshit me… Stop cursing! I didn’t curse. I said bullshit, that’s not a curse.
50th and Broadway
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Stuck in this Cube
Photo assistant: Eeewwww! I can’t believe you put that in your mouth!
Culver City, California
Overheard by: LaLa Land
Elderly office assistant to youthful graphic designer: I have to tell you about cabbage, and how nutritious cabbage is…
Water Street
New York City, New York
Coworker #1: Right?
Coworker #2: Right! [Pause.] What did I just agree to?
Coworker #3: We’re blaming the Jews for traffic congestion.
West 57th Street
New York City, New York
IT guy with thick Middle Eastern accent: No Phil*, they are Canadian, they don’t know what they are talking about anyway.
Sprint Headquarters
Overland Park, Kansas
Cubicle dweller on phone: If you are right, I will cut off my own foot and mail it to you.
Ravenswood Avenue
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Nikki
