Secretary: …and the next time you talk to her, ask her why my cell phone was up her shirt.
Akron, Ohio
Secretary: …and the next time you talk to her, ask her why my cell phone was up her shirt.
Akron, Ohio
Co-worker: I’m not getting promoted because I don’t show enough cleavage.
Baltimore, Maryland
Copywriter: I haven’t seen Mallrats.
Designer: What?!
Copywriter: Or The Goonies.
Designer: Have you seen any movie?
Copywriter: Those are the only two I haven’t seen.
Plum Street, Cincinnati
Ohio
Overheard by: Erica
Female worker #1: You couldn’t tell how big it was?
Female worker #2: Well, I hadn’t touched it before then.
The Daily Reflector
Greenville, North Carolina
Puzzled physical therapist: So, what position do you play on the football team?
Stoner high school athlete: I play wide receiver, defensive back, running back, you know, I’m a utensil player.
1300 East
Sandy, Utah
Overheard by: The Fork
Attractive customer specialist #1: So how was your trip to Italy?
Attractive customer specialist #2: Gorgeous! So many hot Italian guys. I’ve got so much more space between my thighs now too!
Waterfront Area
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Planning my next trip
Boss: What are you doing?
Employee: Working.
Boss: Seriously?
Employee: Nah. I am actually watching video bulldogs riding on skateboards. Check it out!
Boss: [Walks away shaking head.]
7th Avenue
New York City, New York
40-year-old woman to co-worker: I didn’t know alcohol had a relaxing effect.
Scripps Poway Parkway
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Mike
Receptionist on phone: It was a male chicken, 12 inches tall. It was corn-fed in Iowa and its sign was Pisces… Yeah, bone in.
Constellation
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Kaleb
