Coworker: I don't mind wearing my glasses. I just don't like to when it is raining or snowing or when I'm out at night… or when it's sunny outside.
Manhattan
Coworker: I don't mind wearing my glasses. I just don't like to when it is raining or snowing or when I'm out at night… or when it's sunny outside.
Manhattan
Coworker: Sorry, I don't mean to laugh, but it is just so sad.
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Coworker to table: Guys, as much as I love talking about poo, do we have to talk about it every meal?
Los Angeles, California
Lady to colleague: And they mangled his sphincter…
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Aly
Coworker: My wife doesn't do it rough enough. You know how it is: women just don't have strong enough hands.
Austin, Texas
Coworker, ending discussion on Philadelphia's history: So the Liberty Bell was the bell people rang… when liberty came?
Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
Office goon #1: Girl, you were so drunk on Saturday night!
Office goon #2: No! I wasn't drunk…I was drugged!
Austin, Texas
Coworker #1: Ew! Wait, so you really had to expose explicit pictures today? Were they at least… like, good? Or…
Coworker #2: Well, as you know, I'm not attracted to straight porn, so…
Ashland, Massachusetts
Overheard by: It was my first day!
Clinical coordinator: Jerry doesn't like my box.
IT guy: I didn't say I didn't like your box! I just don't think we should let other doctors use it.
Pharmacist: I think that the doctors would just abuse your box.
Visalia, California
Young female employee: Is the hole too big now?
Slightly older male employee: Um, I don't know… Here, can you pull it out?
Young female employee: Yeah… Oh, okay, now I think the hole is lined up.
Slightly older male employee: That's better, huh? Push it in.
Young female employee: Oh, wait… now it's moving a little bit.
Slightly older male employee: Yeah? That's better?
Young female employee: Do you want to push it in now against the wall?
Syracuse, New York
