Tonight, on a Very Special Dr. 90210…

Coworker: Women are very Gestalt, you have to take the whole thing. If you start taking just the parts, you're going to end up on the evening news.

Branchburg, New Jersey

Posted on October 2, 2009
Body Parts, Coworkers, New Jersey, Relationships, Violence

This Is an Accounting Firm. So Yes.

Girl on cell: Should I do breast and leather?

Cicero Ave
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Am I overdressed?

Posted on September 23, 2009
Advice, Bimbettes, Body Parts, Illinois, Questions

So No Lunch for Me, Thanks.

Project manager: I'm going to find out who sold that piece, and I'm going to chew their ass!

Boulder, Colorado

Overheard by: skelly

Posted on September 21, 2009
Anger management, Body Parts, Bosses, Bosses and Underlings, Colorado, Hiring & Firing, Insults

They Still Haven't Found Those Boy Scouts

Coworker to another: Isn't it funny how the smallest secretary in the office has the biggest box?

St. Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: ADP

Posted on September 18, 2009
Body Parts, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Missouri, Physical Appearance, Questions

…to Pick My Nose.

Annoyed coworker: What's wrong there? Do you have a booger?
Coworker, picking his nose: No, my brain was itching.

Reston, Virginia

Overheard by: Glad they didn't pick me

Posted on September 17, 2009
Body Parts, Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, Questions

Why Don't I Work Here?

Guy #1, during department meeting at adult industry company: The homemade video clips of everyday guys jacking off are actually making a lot of money, provided they're adequately equipped.
Guy #2: I know what I'm doing tonight!
Girl: Praying for a bigger penis?

Charlotte, North Carolina

Posted on September 15, 2009
Body Parts, Coworkers, Meetings, Money, North Carolina, Questions, Sexuality

She Doesn't Even Work There.

Yelling large lady in yellow shirt, entering bathroom: Dontcha wish you were a bird so you could just take a crap whenever ya wanted? (slams door) You could shit on the floor, on people's heads, never have to run and hope ya make it!

Temecula, California

Posted on September 11, 2009
Animals, Body Parts, California, Employees, Questions, Restroom, Weirdness, Wishes

It's Better Not to Know Who's Handling Your Money

Teller #1: That person smelled so bad… I thought I had stepped in poop and then I didn't see poop so I thought I was pooping and I checked!
Teller #2: What would you have done if you pulled your hand back and there was poop all over it?!
Teller #1: I ain't know, I was gonna cross that bridge when I got to it, okay?

Charleston, South Carolina