Of Course! I'll Be Exactly As Discreet As I Was with Those Sex Tapes.

Female receptionist: Really? It's ten inches long?
Male office worker: Yup.
Female receptionist: I'd love to see a picture of that.
Male office worker: Okay, but don't show it to anyone else.

Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Zippy The Wonderbat

Posted on October 22, 2009
Body Parts, Employees, Georgia, Offers and requests, Questions, Receptionists, Sexuality, Wishes

Especially Jamal, Who Would Absolutely Stretch It Out

Clinical coordinator: Jerry doesn't like my box.
IT guy: I didn't say I didn't like your box! I just don't think we should let other doctors use it.
Pharmacist: I think that the doctors would just abuse your box.

Visalia, California

Posted on October 22, 2009
Body Parts, Bosses, California, Coworkers, Doctors, Sexuality, Weirdness

…Or Should We Take a Cigarette Break First?

Young female employee: Is the hole too big now?
Slightly older male employee: Um, I don't know… Here, can you pull it out?
Young female employee: Yeah… Oh, okay, now I think the hole is lined up.
Slightly older male employee: That's better, huh? Push it in.
Young female employee: Oh, wait… now it's moving a little bit.
Slightly older male employee: Yeah? That's better?
Young female employee: Do you want to push it in now against the wall?

Syracuse, New York

Posted on October 22, 2009
Body Parts, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, New York, Questions, Sexuality, Weirdness, Wishes

Public School Teachers Don't Get Paid Enough

Coworker on phone: Okay, don't punch any prisoners in the face.

Fordham University
Manhattan, New York

Posted on October 22, 2009
Body Parts, Coworkers, Education, New York, On the phone, Violence, Weirdness

What Exactly Goes on at Your Family Reunions, Anyway?

Grandmotherly woman #1: Then you sit the chicken down so that the open beer can goes up its ass.
Grandmotherly woman #2: Well, I sure hope it doesn't have hemorrhoids…

Middltown, Connectict

Overheard by: I just lost my appetite

Posted on October 21, 2009
Animals, Body Parts, Connecticut, Drinking, Friends, Health & Hygiene, Meals and Snacks

At Last, an Answer to the Question, “Why the Long Face?”

Intern #1: I heard that when a girl loses her virginity, her face changes.
Intern #2: You mean you can see it on her face?
Intern #1: No. Her face actually gets longer.
Intern #2: That doesn't make sense.
Intern #1: No, it's true. I've noticed it in some of my friends.

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: Drew Ball