Secretary on phone: So, ummm, yeah — I just wanted to check if your horse still had his boy bits or not…
Perth
Australia
Secretary on phone: So, ummm, yeah — I just wanted to check if your horse still had his boy bits or not…
Perth
Australia
Suit: The other way I learned it, from Schoolhouse Rock, is that the alligator is hungry and so wants to bite the larger one.
Woman coworker: Ohhh… I see. That would confuse me, because it’s got animals.
919 3rd Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: i guess graduating elementary school just was
Girl to friend: We should just spray them all with meat and unleash ravenous carnivores.
Reno, Nevada
Boyfriend to girlfriend: I can't get an elephant tattooed on my ass, elephants are really big.
Girlfriend: People have solar systems tattooed on them, and those things are fucking huge.
Mahwah, New Jersey
Office on phone: No. I do not want to take a shuttle bus to Uruguay. I will not sit next to a chicken.
Woburn, Massachusetts
Female office worker: There's a mouse in the trap under my desk! Come move it!
Male office work: Is he dead?
(supervisor walks in with on tail end of conversation)
Supervisor: All deceased records go to George.
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Ear Hustler
Co-Worker #1: Hey, I got a new joke. Anyone want to hear it?
Co-Worker #2: Not if it involves poop.
Co-Worker #3: Or chickens.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: disturbed
Manager to another: She sews a lot. Does she have a lot of cats or children?
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: betsyvonawesome
PETCO employee: All of the employees here love the wee wee pads. We use them all the time!
PETCO
San Rafael, California
Overheard by: Housetrained
