Ralph Lauren Is Straight?

Coworker #1: I heard Sophia Loren was ill.
Coworker #2: Is that Ralph Lauren’s wife?

48th street
Pompano Beach, Florida

Posted on November 11, 2014
Cinema, Coworkers, Default, Dumb Employees, Employees, General Idiocy, Gossip, Pop culture, Questions, Words

I Did It All Summer at Bible Camp!

Coworker: I used to get so sore from riding bareback… Oh, yeah, I used to ride bareback all the time… It was real easy.

Aberdeen, Maryland

Posted on November 11, 2014
Coworkers, Maryland, Sexuality, Weirdness, Words

You’ll Prefer Whatever I Pay You to Prefer

Male peon: Well, now we all know you’re a ho.
Office girl: I prefer the term ‘prostitute.’

Golden Square, London
England

Posted on November 11, 2014
Coworkers, Default, England, Insults, Words

Gosh, I Miss Newlyweds

Woman to coworker: Why is it called a short story?

San Diego, California

Overheard by: Mike

Posted on November 8, 2014
California, Coworkers, Questions, Words

Hence the Old Expression “Hung Like a Texas Grandma”

Peon, to neighbor: At least I know how to spell it. I may not know how to spell totes, but I know how to spell that word.
Boss, interrupting: What do you know how to spell?
Peon: Vasectomy. V-a-s-e-c-t-o-m-y.
Boss: And in what context do you need to spell “vasectomy” in a work e-mail?
Peon: I just wanted to let you guys know what is going on with this dude, he's going to be on the phone a lot today.
Boss: Dude is getting a vasectomy?
Peon, pointing back and forth to her left and right boob: No, his grandma is.
Boss: Yeah, that's not a vasectomy.

Humble, Texas