…Rosie

Creative director: You're making that up!
HR lady: I am not!
Creative director: Why would you want to be friends with that guy? He wanted to name a flower after you!

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Posted on October 26, 2009
Designers and Photographers, Human Resources, Lies, Names, Questions, Relationships, Wisconsin, Wishes

…Unless You Want a Promotion.

Manager to new guy: Come here. I wanna show you something.
Secretary: Don't close your eyes, don't put out your hands, don't put anything in your mouth.

Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: good advice

Posted on October 23, 2009
Admins, Advice, Body Parts, Bosses, Employees, Missouri, Possible Sexual Harassment, Sexuality, Weirdness, Wishes

Of Course! I'll Be Exactly As Discreet As I Was with Those Sex Tapes.

Female receptionist: Really? It's ten inches long?
Male office worker: Yup.
Female receptionist: I'd love to see a picture of that.
Male office worker: Okay, but don't show it to anyone else.

Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Zippy The Wonderbat

Posted on October 22, 2009
Body Parts, Employees, Georgia, Offers and requests, Questions, Receptionists, Sexuality, Wishes

…Or Should We Take a Cigarette Break First?

Young female employee: Is the hole too big now?
Slightly older male employee: Um, I don't know… Here, can you pull it out?
Young female employee: Yeah… Oh, okay, now I think the hole is lined up.
Slightly older male employee: That's better, huh? Push it in.
Young female employee: Oh, wait… now it's moving a little bit.
Slightly older male employee: Yeah? That's better?
Young female employee: Do you want to push it in now against the wall?

Syracuse, New York

Posted on October 22, 2009
Body Parts, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, New York, Questions, Sexuality, Weirdness, Wishes

Short Girls Date Tall Guys Because They Can

Young girl, about new apartment: And I really need a bed.
Older lady: Why? You don't have one?
Young girl: No, I have one, but I want one that's like a grownup bed, but also because sleeping with a 6'6″ guy in a twin bed is silly.
Old lady: I think you doing anything with a 6'6″ guy is probably silly.
Young girl: Well, nothing we do involves standing up, really, so it's not that silly.
Old lady: Oh my god.

Insurance Office
Washington, DC

Posted on October 20, 2009
Coworkers, Physical Appearance, Questions, Sexuality, Washington DC, Wishes

She Doesn't Even Work There.

Yelling large lady in yellow shirt, entering bathroom: Dontcha wish you were a bird so you could just take a crap whenever ya wanted? (slams door) You could shit on the floor, on people's heads, never have to run and hope ya make it!

Temecula, California

Posted on September 11, 2009
Animals, Body Parts, California, Employees, Questions, Restroom, Weirdness, Wishes

Maybe If It Fell on My Husband

Assistant: A tree fell right on her house, so she said she won't be in today.
Supervisor: I wish a tree would fall on my house. I want a new kitchen so bad.

Hospital
Ann Arbor, Michigan