The Technology's Not Quite There Yet, Bob

Coworker #1: About that e-mail you sent… Do you want me to copy the file onto a disc and mail it or do you want me to send the file as an e-mail attachment?
Coworker #2: So you can't just copy the file to a disc and e-mail the disc?

Brentwood, Tennessee

Posted on July 28, 2021
Coworkers, Internet, Questions, Technology, Tennessee, Wishes

Spleen Rolls, I Think

Sales rep on cell: I hope it's not your spleen! Okay, gotta go, Chinese food is here.

Newton, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Well they DO make great orange chicken…

Posted on June 13, 2021
Feelings, Massachusetts, Meals and Snacks, On the phone, Sales, Wishes

Didn't You Used to Work in Oregon?

Salesman, displaying new kind of cabinet: So, as you can see, it's very sturdy and designed to last.
Female CEO: I can see that… I like a good long screw

Victoria
Australia

Overheard by: So do I

Posted on June 1, 2021
Australia, Executives, Possible Sexual Harassment, Sales, Technology, Wishes

Having Snookie As a Co-worker Is No Piece Of Cake

Female HR manager: I got so drunk last night, I slept in just my socks!
Disinterested female coworker: Ummm, good for you?
Female HR manager: It's one of my levels of drunkenness. It means I'm really drunk.
Disinterested female coworker: Okay.
Female HR manager: You know why I picked this long dress to wear today?
Disinterested female coworker: Ummm, no, why?
Female HR manager, proudly: Because I could skip the underwear!
Horrified female coworker: (silence)
Female HR manager: I think I might still be drunk.
Horrified female coworker: I'm starting to wish I was.

Great Valley, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: everybody has their freak flag

Posted on May 18, 2021
Clothes, Drinking, Human Resources, Pennsylvania, Wishes

Ever Tried Smoking a Tagalong?

Co-worker #1: Oh my god, girl scout cookies should so be illegal.
Co-worker #2: Yes…I have five boxes on my desk as we speak!
Co-worker #1: At least with crack you lose a lot of weight.

Wichita, Kansas