Office boy: I want to go to Dodger Stadium. (everybody looks at him) Hey, I'm still talking about sports. It's not like I started talking about skiing.
Culver City, California
Overheard by: quiet observer
Office boy: I want to go to Dodger Stadium. (everybody looks at him) Hey, I'm still talking about sports. It's not like I started talking about skiing.
Culver City, California
Overheard by: quiet observer
CSR: Okay, is there anything else?
Underling: No that's it.
CRS: Okay… you have a good day.
Underling: You have a winning day with Jesus!
CSR: Uh… sure, you too.
Atlanta, Georgia
Supervisor, watching The Apprentice: I like that British guy, I hope he wins. Or that English guy. Wait, what’s the difference?
Coworker: Are you kidding?
Supervisor: There’s a difference, right? Do they want to be called something else?
800 Market Street
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: Erin Eff
Woman: Oh, I want the baby. I just don’t want the pregnancy. If I could just go to a fast food place and order a baby, I would.
4910 16th Street
Indianapolis, Indiana
Coworker to another: Give him he meat. That's what he wants.
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Dina
Manager: I'm going to go take my break now. I have to feed my fat roll.
Borthwick Avenue
Portsmouth, New Hampshire
Overheard by: I have one too
Coworker: You should be able to mail a FedEx envelope at the post office. You shouldn't have to put it in a FedEx box. I mean, people get FedEx envelopes all the time.
Plainsboro, New Jersey
Overheard by: MyBrainHurts
Guy: Yeah, so now’s the time I go home, take my shoes off, change into sneakers and sing “It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood”.
Chick: That’s kinda creepy.
Guy: Yeah, I guess it is kinda creepy. But that’s what I was going for.
Avenue of the Americas
New York City, New York
Branch manager: I really wish we had a color printer up here!
Personal banker: Well, you know what? We don't! So why don't you take out the trash!
Conway, Arkansas
Overheard by: Brynn
Receptionist on phone: I wish he'd understand that no movie he makes is worth anything unless Kenny Loggins has his finger in it.
Kansas City, Missouri
