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Marriage: a Simulation.

Branch manager: I really wish we had a color printer up here!
Personal banker: Well, you know what? We don't! So why don't you take out the trash!

Conway, Arkansas

Overheard by: Brynn

  • Posted on November 12, 2014
  • Arkansas, Bosses, Comebacks, Financial Folk, Technology, Wishes
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