Woman, tugging at coworker's tie: Your thing ain't long enough.
Man: If you keep pulling on it, it'll get longer!
Oak Ridge, Tennessee
Overheard by: Chris
Woman, tugging at coworker's tie: Your thing ain't long enough.
Man: If you keep pulling on it, it'll get longer!
Oak Ridge, Tennessee
Overheard by: Chris
Boss to underling: Ants so big they could stand flat-footed and fuck a turkey…
Dayton, Ohio
Cubicle dweller on phone: If I didn't see gay sex when the server started, I'd be worried.
Itasca, Illinois
19-year-old intern: I’m totally getting laid tonight and I have my dad to thank for it!
State and Water Street
Peoria, Illinois
Employee #1: How do you tell the man you're going to marry that they are letting themselves go, and you're not sexually attracted to them anymore?
Employee #2: Leave them for a woman…
Employee #1: What!? I'm not a muff diver!
Employee #2: We can teach you.
Pullman, Washington
Secretary #1: I am so cold I can't type.
Secretary #2: Wear your gloves.
Secretary #1: I can do a lot of things in leather, but typing isn't one of them.
Seattle, Washington
Boss: If it weren't inappropriate and illegal, I would hug and kiss you right now.
Assistant: (awkward laugh)
Los Angeles, California
Office hoochie #1: I think that you kissed my mama is sick!
Office hoochie #2: I'm sick? I'm not the one getting penis warmers for Christmas! You're the sick one!
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Overheard by: Wishes I had a video camera
Functionally retarded janitor: This job really needs some strippers.
Engineer: You could get a night job at a strip club.
Functionally retarded janitor: But those places fire you when you try to touch the girls.
Senlac Drive
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: This Company Needs to Do Better Background Checks
