Oh, You Mean the Fruity Kind?

Peon: Oh, you're going downstairs? Can I get a fag yogurt?
Manager: A… what?
Peon: A fag yogurt. (pause) Well, it's spelled f-a-g-e but we pronounce it the other… way. It's kind of… funny. (long pause) Am I fired?

Manhattan, New York

Posted on September 4, 2015
Bosses and Underlings, Hiring & Firing, Meals and Snacks, New York, Offers and requests, Sexuality, Weirdness, Words

2PM Billable Hour

Lawyer: So are you sleeping with my wife or what?
Client: [Rob], you’re hilarious.
Lawyer: ‘Cause you know, you can get her pregnant. I don’t even care.

11755 Wilshire Boulevard
Los Angeles, California

Posted on September 3, 2015
California, Dumb Customers, Health & Hygiene, Lawyers, Legal, Questions, Relationships, Sexuality

I Think We All Remember What Happened at the Margarita Potato-Sack Race Last Year

Presenter: The activity we're going to do is called “me in a bag.” Has anyone ever done “me in a bag”? Who's done “me in a bag”?

Greenwood Village, Colorado

Posted on August 25, 2015
Colorado, Employees, Meetings, Questions, Sexuality, Weirdness

Lube and Oil Change?

Coworker discussing photos from a client: We really need some more photos of people being serviced.

Ad Agency
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Tom

Posted on August 21, 2015
Coworkers, Illinois, Sexuality, Wishes

The Same Reason I Outline My Nipples in Sharpie

Coworker #1: And then it just exploded all over my pants.
Coworker #2: That sucks.
Coworker #1: Well, the good news is that if someone mentions the stain on my pants I know that they are looking at my junk.

Houston, Texas

Posted on August 18, 2015
Body Parts, Clothes, Coworkers, Sensory Experiences, Sexuality, Texas, Weirdness

I Can Hear the Gospel Singing All the Way Down the Hall

Coworker returning from restroom: There's joy in the men's room.

Macon, Georgia

Posted on August 14, 2015
Coworkers, Georgia, Health & Hygiene, Restroom, Sexuality

From the American Gladiators Porno

Office clerk #1: Where did you put the batteries?
Office clerk #2: They go right here on the pole.
Office clerk #1: Wow! I like the long pole…look at it squirt!

Columbus Avenue
Lebanon, Ohio

Overheard by: Did I hear that right?

Posted on August 14, 2015
Body Parts, Coworkers, Ohio, Questions, Sexuality

The Cat's Already Out of the Bag, So to Speak

Writer, standing in doorway: You've got a lot of cat stuff in here now.
Designer: I was thinking that. It's kind of creepy. Seems like I might be gay, or some kind of weirdo loner who talks to his cat all the time.
Writer: Well, at least it's not saying things about you people don't already know.

Scottsdale, Arizona

Overheard by: Miel Durand

Posted on August 14, 2015
Animals, Arizona, Comebacks, Designers and Photographers, Sexuality, Writers and Editors

Not Porn– Just Hot and Sweaty Men Patting Each Other's Asses.

Marketing freak #1: It's like porn.
Marketing freak #2: Haha… Yeah. It is, I like it.
CEO's assistant: Porn?
Marketing freak #3: Yeah, Sports Illustrated. Have you seen it?

Itasca, Illinois

Overheard by: Walking through an Origy

Posted on August 14, 2015
Admins, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Illinois, Pop culture, Questions, Sexuality, Sports, Weirdness

And Aren't Those Pictures Of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito?

UPS guy: Here are your packages.
Secretary: Are you looking at my twins? (about photo of twin granddaughters)
UPS guy: Uh, no, time to go!

Manchester, New Hampshire

Posted on August 13, 2015
Admins, Body Parts, Employees, Family, New Hampshire, Sexuality, Words

Sexuality