CSR to another, about client: I'm only servicing you!
Charlottesville, Virginia
CSR to another, about client: I'm only servicing you!
Charlottesville, Virginia
HR rep #1, in HR team meeting: We're having a compliance visit tomorrow. Harry is bringing some HQ reports we don't have access to.
HR rep #2, loudly: Oh, fabulous. That's like someone going through your underwear drawer (begins to fade) and pulling out the granny panties (almost inaudible) with all the stuff… (trails off, then loudly) What?
Fontana, California
Building guest: I'm supposed to be upstairs on the 23rd floor for Cox.
Building security: Whoa there!
Manhattan, New York
Black coworker #1: So I'm trying to end the conversation and rush in my house! Did you think he saw them?
Blonde coworker #2: Of course he saw them! You got the jumbo box of Magnum condoms! Miss “I'm-going-to-save-the-environment, no-I-don't need-a-bag-for-my-inappropriate-groceries!”
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: in the cube away from them!
Female Co-worker: Even if I was a woman, I wouldn’t put a Chippendales calender on my desk.
12602 W. Bridger Street
Boise, Idaho
Girl: Ummm… You need boy juices in order to make a baby.
610 Broadway
Portland, Oregon
Boss to another: Is there a polite way, when making a restaurant reservation, to ask for the waitress with the biggest knockers?
Boston, Massachusetts
Student: Is Sarah* out sick today?
Boss: No, she had to run some errands, she will be in shortly.
Worker: I knew it, she had to get the morning after pill!
(everyone laughs)
Boss to worker: Yeah, because you're so stingy with yours!
Carnegie Mellon University
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Male coworker to secretary at computer: Can you unzip something for me?
Easton Commons
Columbus, Ohio
