Male staff accountant to male salesperson: Let's do it together!
Orange Blossom Trail
Florida
Overheard by: female in the cube
Male staff accountant to male salesperson: Let's do it together!
Orange Blossom Trail
Florida
Overheard by: female in the cube
Middle-aged salesperson: It's “sal-mon.” It's spelled s-a-l-m-o-n.
Young salesperson: I'm pretty sure the “l” is silent.
Middle-aged salesperson: No, no, no! You need to go back to school like I did to learn how to properly pronunciate things! It's sal-mon. With an “l”!
Haltom City, Texas
Overheard by: Jdub
Sales guy: Okay, so my brother has a blowhole. (laughter, awkward looks) No, really. It's a hole on the roof of his mouth. What do you think I'm talking about?
Salt Lake City, Utah
Sales manager to receptionist: You are an adorable whore! Come get trashed with me.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Not adorable
Customer service manager: He said that since he paid so much for the service contract, we should give him a replacement print head for free.
Sales manager: I'm not giving that fucker any head!
Elk Grove Village, Illinois
Overheard by: Leelluu
Sales exec: I will beat you to death with your own umbrella.
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Heather
Sales rep: Have you ever seen a NASCAR driver in person?
NASCAR fan sales rep: I got close enough to Jeff Gordon to see his nose hairs.
Cubeville
Georgia
Customer: Do you sell anything that will take the finish off a tile?
Salesman #1: Yeah, I think we have something. Where's that Finnish stripper?
Salesman #2: Out back, next to the Swedish stripper.
Waltham, Massachusetts
Melancholy sales rep: There was a time when drunk chicks were okay. Not anymore.
Raleigh, North Carolina
Sales guy #1: What the hell is that? Is that where you keep your change?
Sales guy #2: Yep.
Sales guy #1: I was like, “what kind of horse pills are you on?”
Sales guy #2: It's my anal suppositories.
Sales guy #1: Dude, I'm like a porn star. I make anal depositories! Recognize!
Bonner Springs, Kansas
