Salesperson, about Sprint Eco phone: Yeah! It's made out of 40% porn! (pause) I mean “corn.” I am so sorry!
Sprint Store
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: Interested Customer
Salesperson, about Sprint Eco phone: Yeah! It's made out of 40% porn! (pause) I mean “corn.” I am so sorry!
Sprint Store
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: Interested Customer
Sales guy on phone: I got it excited and pulled it out!
Greenwood Village, Colorado
Female sales rep #1: It's just a huge banana. I can't stand them, they're too big.
Female sales rep #2: (laughs a little)
Female sales rep #1, annoyed: I said “bananas,” stop laughing! It's just that I'm used to smaller ones, those were just too big.
Female sales rep #2: (laughs harder)
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Sales guy: Do they still have real mermaids at Disneyland? I haven't been there since I was a kid.
Lake Forest, California
Overheard by: suzanne
Sassy black sales rep: There is nothing attractive about Larry King!
Charlotte, North Carolina
Sales to admin: I need a Porsche.
Los Angeles, California
Sales to another: I like cheese, except on Chinese food. I don't like cheese on Chinese food. Is there a P.F. Chang's around here?
Hilliard, Ohio
Sales manager: Can you drop a historical load with the initial dump?
Fairfield, New Jersey
Salesman on phone: No, no: it's a merger, not a takeover. It's kind of like when Germany merged with Poland in World War II.
New Albany, Ohio
Overheard by: I can't tell if he's joking or not
Sales rep: I'm rich today because I decided not to pay my car payment this month. Suck it, bank!
St. Paul, Minnesota
Overheard by: srsly
