Like You’ve Never Stared at His Package?

Flustered bailiff: Ok, I sound a little obsessed with this woman I have zero connection to other than she had sex with the delivery guy my married co-worker has a crush on, but seriously, what a whore.

Hall of Justice
Sacramento, California

Overheard by: Administration

Posted on August 21, 2019
California, Default, Employees, Feelings, Gossip, Government, Insults, Places, Relationships, Sexuality

Bitch, You Better Tip Me Like It’s Christmas!

Client: I used to know a girl in school that always played with my hair… She was always messin’ with my hair.
Hairdresser: Do you know what happened to her? Maybe she became a hairstylist?
Client: Oh no… I doubt it… She was really smart.

Hair Salon
Brooklyn, New York

Overheard by: ColorMeFabulous

Posted on July 4, 2019
Compare and contrast, Insults, New York, Questions, Relationships

We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to Everyone

Customer: I think you're making that up.
Employee: I think you're trespassing.

Ottawa
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on June 17, 2019
Canadia, Customers, Employees, Lies, Relationships

Relax, I’m Just Horngry

Financial specialist, in front of his pregnant wife/coworker: God, I would nail someone if they had some bacon right now!
Wife/coworker: What the hell is wrong with you?

Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: God Help Me

Posted on May 1, 2019
Couples, Coworkers, Default, Financial Folk, Meals and Snacks, Relationships, Sexuality, Texas, Weirdness

All Women Need to Be Happy Is Everything Else

Younger female coworker, describing new boyfriend: The thing is, I don't know if that in the long run he would be happy with me.
Older female coworker: Oh, you know what men are like. All you have to do is pat them on the head once in a while and tell them that they're wonderful and they're happy.

Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: horrified that she's right

Posted on March 20, 2019
Advice, Compliments, Coworkers, Oregon, Relationships

2PM Routine Transaction

Teller: Sir, can you please send in your ID since you want to cash this check

Customer: Well, there’s a problem. I lost my ID, but I can give you my social security number, birthday, and even tell you the last several transactions on my account to verify.

Teller: Ok, what’s your birthday and social?

Customer: [gives information]

Teller: Ok, what were the last three charges on your account?

Customer: [gives information]

Teller: So…what’s this $450 charge Passion Parties?

Customer: [Laughter] Uh, that’s something my wife is involved in.

730 Adkins Boulevard
Jackson, Mississippi

Overheard by: Nathan Best