Customer: Hi, can I get hold of Czech crowns here?
Bank flunky: Uhh…What was his first name again?

ASB Bank, Great North Road
Auckland, New Zealand

Teller: I haven’t decided yet if I’m going to see The Da Vinci Code. I want to see it, but if I do I’ll feel like I’m. . . supporting. You know?
Bank AVP: . . . Supporting?
Teller: The Devil!

Long pause

Bank AVP: Tom Hanks is the devil?

48 Clifty Kirkmansville Road
Clifty, Kentucky

Bank teller: I was working drive-through this morning and offered a customer a bone for her dog in the back seat.
Associate: I think it’s nice that we do that.
Bank teller: The customer said it wasn’t a dog, it was her mother.

801 West Big Beaver Road
Troy, Michigan

Teller: Sir, can you please send in your ID since you want to cash this check

Customer: Well, there’s a problem. I lost my ID, but I can give you my social security number, birthday, and even tell you the last several transactions on my account to verify.

Teller: Ok, what’s your birthday and social?

Customer: [gives information]

Teller: Ok, what were the last three charges on your account?

Customer: [gives information]

Teller: So…what’s this $450 charge Passion Parties?

Customer: [Laughter] Uh, that’s something my wife is involved in.

730 Adkins Boulevard
Jackson, Mississippi

Overheard by: Nathan Best

Customer: Do you have the new quarters from Texas?
Teller: Yes, we do. How many would you like?
Customer: Just one.
Teller: One roll or one quarter?
Customer: Just one quarter…how much do they cost?

57 Route 206
Tabernacle, New Jersey

Overheard by: Kelly

CSR: How do I transfer calls?
Teller: You’re an idiot wrapped in moron.

845 North Gilbert Road
Gilbert, Arizona

Bank coworker: When she came in this morning, she didn’t even have her eye in. She could have at least worn some sunglasses or something.

Maybank Highway
Johns Island, South Carolina

Bank customer service rep, about landscapers outside: Those guys are blowing again? That's twice in one day!

Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: that IS what she said.

Male financial analyst: I’m having trouble counting to eighteen right now.

Wall Street
New York City, New York

Female suit, in Finance & Technology floor of global investment bank: What's an integer?


Overheard by: lexington