Banking

Yeah, a Lot Of Us Peaked in High School

Male financial analyst: I’m having trouble counting to eighteen right now.

Wall Street
New York City, New York

Posted on May 7, 2015
Banking, Default, Financial Folk, General Idiocy, New York, Weirdness

I'm Hoping It's As Dirty As It Sounds!

Female suit, in Finance & Technology floor of global investment bank: What's an integer?

London
England

Overheard by: lexington

Posted on February 23, 2015
Banking, London, Questions, Science, Suits, Words

10AM Annual Volunteer Project

I-banker: Why can’t we just donate money to hire people to do this work?

2615 W. 84th Place
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on January 31, 2015
Banking, Financial Folk, Hiring & Firing, Illinois, Money, Questions

Two of Them Were Definitely Envy and Greed

Bank president: Lemme tell you something. There’s five key elements to running a company… now what the hell were they?

Hopkinsville, Kentucky

Overheard by: will1966

Posted on May 12, 2008
Advice, Banking, Compare and contrast, Default, Executives, Financial Folk, Kentucky, Meetings, Questions, Words

These Gas Masks Are Just Style

Bank employee, accompanying exterminator: [Sings.] Spraying for bugs!
[She realizes she sang that out loud to a room full of customers.]Bank employee, under her breath: Oops. Just kidding, we don’t have bugs.

Tucson, Arizona

Overheard by: Ken

Posted on May 2, 2008
Animals, Arizona, Banking, Default, Dumb Employees, General Idiocy, Health & Hygiene