Young male coworker: Do remember that time you ran around naked?
Younger female coworker: I wasn't naked, I just didn't have any clothes on.
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Young male coworker: Do remember that time you ran around naked?
Younger female coworker: I wasn't naked, I just didn't have any clothes on.
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Customer: Excuse me, maybe you know the answer to this. Are betta fish mythological?
Waiter: Um, no. They're real.
Customer: Well, I know they're real, but are they mythological?
(waiter walks away)
Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Producer #1: So we had dinner with Steve and Elaine.
Producer #2: What did Elaine serve–Steve's heart on a stake?
Producer #1: Close. Veal.
Toronto
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: JennV
Coworker giving directions on the phone: You need to go west. Do you know which way's west?
Oregon
Secretary: Couldn't you just drop a little acid and get the same effect?
Kansas City, Missouri
Gangsta office administrator #1: Yo, where'd you put those envelopes, yo?
Gangsta office administrator #2: Yo, I don't know, yo… Look above ya head!
Manhattan, New York
Male systems analyst: Why don't you just finish that bottle of water? You've only got like two swallows left.
Female student intern: Oh, I've swallowed a lot more than that.
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Customer: Can I touch this screen?
Employee: Well, you can touch it, but it's not a touch screen.
Verizon Store
Louisville, Kentucky
Overheard by: Jessica Vautard
Female coworker: Anybody heard anything about Sue* yet?
IT guy: She is still on bed rest and waiting for the baby to make up her mind.
Office manager: Just like a woman, will come out when they want.
Mesquite, Nevada
