Employee, moving into new office holding up jar of green seeds: Is this marijuana?
Vienna, Virginia
Employee, moving into new office holding up jar of green seeds: Is this marijuana?
Vienna, Virginia
Office lady to another: I don't care if he's married. I would make a great step wife. Wait, is that even a thing? A step wife?
Chicago, Illinois
Coworker #1: Any family plans for Memorial Day? Do you have kids?
Coworker #2: No, no kids yet…
Coworker #1: Yeah, me neither. I have a bunch of grandkids, though.
Stamford, Connecticut
Lawyer on phone: That's a shit town! (pause) You live in that town?!
Huntington, New York
Overheard by: Lady Lawyer
Cubicle dweller #1: Hey, what is that?
Cubicle dweller #2: Half and half.
Cubicle dweller #1: I can read the label. What is it?
Richmond, Virginia
Customer service girl: Oh em gee!
Customer service guy: Did you just speak in text message?
Baltimore, Maryland
Coworker #1: These are very vicious rabbis.
Coworker #2: Vicious rabbis?
Coworker #1: Yeah.
Manhattan, New York
Ski instructor: Well, at least it's snowing today. Yesterday we had rain.
First time skier: Oh, so this is snow, is it? Not rain?
Ski instructor: Well, yeah…
First time skier: So what does rain look like up here?
Smiggin Holes
Australia
Overheard by: Emma
Office guy: Why are you walking like that?
Office girl: I worked out on Saturday and my calves are like little balls of pain.
Orlando, Florida
