And Can't See That Their Feet Have Grown Ski Tips

Female coworker: What's your pet peeve?
Female boss: Men who can't cut their toenails.
Female coworker: Why?
Female boss: Because that means they have beer bellies.

Scottsdale, Arizona

Overheard by: Dyan

Posted on March 14, 2015
Anger management, Arizona, Bosses, Coworkers, Physical Appearance, Questions

10AM Go Pick Up Air Freshener

Producer: Rarely does a day go by where my underwear is less than 10 years old.

11 Penn Plaza
New York, NY

Overheard by: D to the C

Posted on March 14, 2015
Executives, Gripes, New York, Physical Appearance, Time Management

But It Was a Booby Prize in Every Way

Faculty member: Her chest looked like it was being displayed as first prize at a raffle.

Notre Dame, Indiana

Overheard by: iz

Posted on March 13, 2015
Body Parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Employees, Indiana, Physical Appearance

Yours Is Much Thicker, Though.

Dude: I just got back from waxing my board.
Receptionist: Oh, yeah? I noticed your board is long, like my husband's. Must be because you're both tall.

University Avenue
Palo Alto, California

Overheard by: that's what she said

Posted on March 13, 2015
Body Parts, California, Compare and contrast, Employees, Family, Physical Appearance, Receptionists

Whereas I Only Sleep With Men Recreationally

Queer peon: You need to shave.
Scruffy suit: Shaving's for homos!

Scottsdale, Arizona

Overheard by: Not Homo

Posted on March 11, 2015
Arizona, Gays and lesbians, General Idiocy, Physical Appearance, Sexuality, Suits

Besides, Can You Think Of a Better Way to Say “I'm Republican”?

Boyfriend to girlfriend: I can't get an elephant tattooed on my ass, elephants are really big.
Girlfriend: People have solar systems tattooed on them, and those things are fucking huge.

Mahwah, New Jersey

Posted on March 10, 2015
Animals, Body Parts, Compare and contrast, Couples, General Idiocy, New Jersey, Physical Appearance

And I Think the Hairy Mole Is Rather Jaunty

Coworker #1 (checking out woman who just entered office): Damn, that bitch is ugleeee. Yikes!
Coworker #2: Hey, you jerk! That's my mom!

New York City, New York

Overheard by: agreeing with co-worker #1

Posted on March 8, 2015
Coworkers, Family, Insults, New York, Physical Appearance

I Do the Checking-out Here, Sir

Older gentleman with thick Slavic accent, leaning over counter towards male cashier: Oh, those are niiice pants.
Cashier, cheeks reddening: Um, excuse me?
Older gentleman: I don't speak English so good. I am European. Your trousers, they are good. How much?

Wal-Mart
Mountain View, California

Overheard by: lith

Posted on March 6, 2015
California, Clothes, Customers, Employees, Language barrier, Money, Physical Appearance, Questions

It's Always a Mistake to Outsource a Core Business Function

Loud female boss behind office door: Well, it's happened four times now. You obviously don't find me attractive anymore.
Boss' husband, on speakerphone: I don't control it! I simply submit requests!

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on March 5, 2015
Bosses, Couples, Offers and requests, Pennsylvania, Physical Appearance, Sensory Experiences, Sexuality

Best. Pageant. Ever.

HR director to staff: Sarah Palin in a bikini with butter and Old Bay seasoning. Mmmm…

Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: Shaun

Posted on March 2, 2015
Bosses and Underlings, Clothes, Meals and Snacks, Nevada, Physical Appearance, Politics

Physical Appearance