New mother from cube: Just because you're mommy dearest doesn't mean you're a bad mom.
Marlborough, Massachusetts
New mother from cube: Just because you're mommy dearest doesn't mean you're a bad mom.
Marlborough, Massachusetts
Manager: If I break your chair, then it's broken!
Durham, North Carolina
Overheard by: Well…yeah
Plotting intern to another: Even if we make it to the White House, we do not change our name. Or our skin.
Greenville, South Carolina
American suit to British suit: At some point in everybody's life you'll hear someone telling their CFO to suck it.
British suit: That's absolute nutters.
New Haven, Connecticut
Overheard by: Sadie Kossovski
Dine-in customer, slapping both hands emphatically on table: There are no evil Canadians!
Pizza Hut
Kansas
Overheard by: Salad Shooter
Assistant: I need to lose ten pounds.
Employee: Do you exercise?
Assistant: I'll do anything to lose weight, except exercise and diet.
Santa Monica, California
Girl on cell: I had a deep conversation with my Indian today about parents, hopes and dreams. And then I yelled at him for screwing up one of the resumes I was working on.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Office drone, after colleague reacts in disgust to his loud burping: Don't be a hater.
Louisville, Kentucky
Historian: Why are we in academia?
Bio-chemist: Because we weren't good enough to join the circus.
Oxford
England
Fisherman to another: So what was the transition like from fishing to prison?
Seattle, Washington
