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Nice to See You Approach It with the Same Dedication You Do Your Work.

Assistant: I need to lose ten pounds.
Employee: Do you exercise?
Assistant: I'll do anything to lose weight, except exercise and diet.

Santa Monica, California

  • Posted on April 4, 2011
  • California and Northwest, Diet & Weight, Employees, Philosophy, Physical Appearance, Questions
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