Employee #1: People hate smokers now.
Employee #2: They really do!
Employee #1: We’re piranhas.
2 Penn Plaza
New York, NY
Overheard by: Patrick
Employee #1: People hate smokers now.
Employee #2: They really do!
Employee #1: We’re piranhas.
2 Penn Plaza
New York, NY
Overheard by: Patrick
Supervisor: You guys are just like my family!
Office peon: Yeah, except we don’t throw your shit in the river.
Academy Street
Newark, Delaware
Overheard by: Dude
Worker #1: Check it out, [Brad]’s actually being useful!
Worker #2: I don’t believe it. And I’m not even going to look because I refuse to look at things that I know are lies.
740 Dundas Street East
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
VP: We have to create the problem that the customer will want to solve.
910 Lousiana Street
Houston, Texas
Co-worker #1: Every time I see you you have Subway.
Co-worker #2: Yup, I get it every day.
Co-worker #1: What are you, Jared?
200 Park Avenue
New York, NY
Engineer to another: Well, if you’re out of ammunition, then you must be an atheist.
2400 Congress Street
Portland, Oregon
Boss: I don’t understand the ramifications of what I’m asking.
10877 Watson Road
St. Louis, Missouri
Architect: There's too much…there are too many people thinking around here.
Charlottesville, Virginia
Boss: Your job isn’t to solve problems; your job is to find solutions.
117 South Street
Hopkinton, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Guido Sarducci
Blonde entering elevator: I tell you, people are lazy.
Brunette: Which people?
Blonde, hitting button for second floor: Everybody. Everybody is lazy!
2001 Lind Avenue SW
Renton, Washington
Overheard by: going to 5
