Director of content: It's hard to be slutty in flannel.
Manhattan, New York
Director of content: It's hard to be slutty in flannel.
Manhattan, New York
Supervisor: I’m sorry, you guys are going to have to keep this door to the hallway open.
Temp: But it’s so noisy out there.
Supervisor: I’m sorry, but we like to have an open door policy. If you want, you can come talk to me about it privately at any time.
1166 Avenue of the Americas
New York, New York
Overheard by: a different temp
Professor: So, you see how within Foucault’s understanding power always returns, because it is in the very organization of our thoughts?
Student in back row: Those sons of bitches!
2001 Main Street
Buffalo, New York
Director: Like all of my meetings, I don’t have an agenda. I like to just let people talk and it usually turns up interesting discussions.
5720 Peachtree Parkway
Norcross, Georgia
Intern: I think I need to dye my hair blonde again. People understand me better when I’m blonde.
Charleston, South Carolina
Woman: I approach the whole situation with airplanes like I do the IRS — I just bend over and submit.
2211 47th Street
Phoenix, Arizona
Angry boss: Aristotle is not Belgian!
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Hear No Evil
Male bank teller: Tall people should wear big boots, and short people should wear short boots!
Female bank teller: Naw.
Male bank teller: Yes!
Female bank teller: Naw.
Male bank teller: Yes!
Pratt Institute
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Josh
Lady manager: As far as I’m concerned, if you haven’t had a rash, you haven’t lived!
Kingswood Fields, Surrey
United Kingdom
Overheard by: Captain Stash
Businesslady: Where the hell is my charger, did I leave it at the office? I thought I put it in, but…Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to talk to myself.
TSA lady: Well, that’s OK, Sugar. Sometimes we have to talk to ourselves because we’re the only ones who can understand.
Sky Harbor Airport
Phoenix, Arizona
