Angry boss: Aristotle is not Belgian!
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Hear No Evil
Angry boss: Aristotle is not Belgian!
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Hear No Evil
Male bank teller: Tall people should wear big boots, and short people should wear short boots!
Female bank teller: Naw.
Male bank teller: Yes!
Female bank teller: Naw.
Male bank teller: Yes!
Pratt Institute
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Josh
Lady manager: As far as I’m concerned, if you haven’t had a rash, you haven’t lived!
Kingswood Fields, Surrey
United Kingdom
Overheard by: Captain Stash
Businesslady: Where the hell is my charger, did I leave it at the office? I thought I put it in, but…Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to talk to myself.
TSA lady: Well, that’s OK, Sugar. Sometimes we have to talk to ourselves because we’re the only ones who can understand.
Sky Harbor Airport
Phoenix, Arizona
Employee #1: People hate smokers now.
Employee #2: They really do!
Employee #1: We’re piranhas.
2 Penn Plaza
New York, NY
Overheard by: Patrick
Supervisor: You guys are just like my family!
Office peon: Yeah, except we don’t throw your shit in the river.
Academy Street
Newark, Delaware
Overheard by: Dude
Worker #1: Check it out, [Brad]’s actually being useful!
Worker #2: I don’t believe it. And I’m not even going to look because I refuse to look at things that I know are lies.
740 Dundas Street East
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
VP: We have to create the problem that the customer will want to solve.
910 Lousiana Street
Houston, Texas
Co-worker #1: Every time I see you you have Subway.
Co-worker #2: Yup, I get it every day.
Co-worker #1: What are you, Jared?
200 Park Avenue
New York, NY
Engineer to another: Well, if you’re out of ammunition, then you must be an atheist.
2400 Congress Street
Portland, Oregon
