9AM Another Sucky Year

Manager: Look at you! You look so nice today!
Broker: Shut up. I always look nice.
Manager: No…sometimes you look like you got hit by a truck.

1610 SE Bybee Boulevard
Portland, Oregon

Posted on May 16, 2015
Bosses, Comebacks, Compliments, Financial Folk, Gripes, Oregon, Physical Appearance

To Be Fair, She Thinks He's the Frosted Flakes Mascot

Cubicle drone: You know who Tony Blair is, right?
Secretary: Oh yeah, he's a bitch.

Portland, Oregon

Posted on May 13, 2015
Admins, Employees, General Idiocy, Insults, Oregon, Politics, Questions

If You've Ever Visited a Nursing Home, You May Disagree

Customer: Why are all of those policemen outside around with the fire truck and ambulance?
Coworker: We believe that a man passed away in his car today.
Customer: Well. That would be a bad way to end your day!

Portland, Oregon

Posted on May 6, 2015
Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Customers, Death, Oregon

No Wonder He Was Voted Employee Of the Mouth

Male CSR #1: I just keep thinking about his soft lips. His big soft lips.
Female CSR & male CSR #2: (blank look)
Male CSR #1: Did he…I knew he was a complicated little man.

Portland, Oregon

Posted on April 23, 2015
Body Parts, Customer Service, Customer Support, Oregon, Physical Appearance, Sexuality

The Magazine Rack, You Pervs.

Boss to underling: How's that look over there? Is it in yet?

College
Portland, Oregon

Posted on April 19, 2015
Bosses and Underlings, Education, Oregon, Questions, Sensory Experiences, Sexuality

Let Me Rephrase That Question

Father: Did you wash your hands?
Five-year-old kid returning from bathroom: Ummm… I’m pretty sure I didn’t get poop on them.

Dental office
Tigard, Oregon

Overheard by: Robin

Posted on April 18, 2015
Health & Hygiene, Kids, Oregon, Parents

On This Planet, Jill Sued the Owner Of the Hill Jack Fell Down

Old hen: My granddaughter wants to ride on a fire truck in the parade, who should I call?
Fire dept. rep: We don't do that anymore, because of the liability.
Old hen: What liability?
Fire dept. rep: Some silly kid will be jumping around all excited and fall off the truck and break their head, and then the parents will sue us for a zillion dollars.
Old hen: Well, not if it was the kid's fault, they wouldn't.
Fire dept. rep: What cartoon planet are you from, exactly?

Oregon

Overheard by: b-mac