Defense attorney: Good morning prospective ladies and gentlemen — I mean, jurors.
125 East 8th Avenue
Eugene, Oregon
Overheard by: the unchosen
Defense attorney: Good morning prospective ladies and gentlemen — I mean, jurors.
125 East 8th Avenue
Eugene, Oregon
Overheard by: the unchosen
Hipster: You know, you can really tell who loved the Smurfs as a kid.
610 SW Broadway
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Maggie Mae
Engineer to another: Well, if you’re out of ammunition, then you must be an atheist.
2400 Congress Street
Portland, Oregon
Worker #1: I’m expecting my new inbox today.
Worker #2: You’re pregnant again?
Worker #1: …
6475 SW Fallbrook Place
Beaverton, Oregon
Receptionist on cell: We're going to have to make a special trip to New York, girl, because I need some new door knockers in my life, and you know I'm not going to find them around here.
Portland, Oregon
Bond salesperson to trader: Yeah, Stew’s* pretty conservative. He doesn’t do Fannies.
1000 SW Broadway
Portland, Oregon
Secretary #1: Is your boyfriend coming for Christmas?
Secretary #2: Yeah! He's in med school in Seattle studying to be an ER doc, so I don't get to see him much.
Female doctor, just coming into room: Them! Don't get me started on ER docs!
Secretary #1: Oh?
Doctor: They can't keep their pants on–and the married ones are worse!
Albany General Hosptial
Albany, Oregon
Co-worker is on the phone with a customer.
Co-worker: No, I work in an office. And they make me wear pants.
400 Country Club Road
Eugene, Oregon
Boss: You know, there is nothing funnier than geeks eating ice cream.
3175 NW Aloclek Drive
Hillsboro, Oregon
