Marketing to IT worker: Would you stop looking in my trash and judging me?
Beaverton, Oregon
Marketing to IT worker: Would you stop looking in my trash and judging me?
Beaverton, Oregon
Office lady, peering into the copier: Ew, how many white ones did I produce? Oh, good. Not that many.
1819 NW Everett Street
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Schmoozer
Elderly patient: Go away, you cross-eyed slut!
Nurse: I'm not cross-eyed!
Hospital
Hillsboro, Oregon
Interviewer: Do you have any questions?
Interviewee: Within the firm, are there opportunities for advancement?
Interviewer: Basically, it’s an entry-level job — when you begin it’s going to be like,’Shut up and color, we’re going to micro-manage you.’
15th Street and Yamhill Avenue
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: PH factor
Male to female worker: I always support you. I empower you… You piece of shit.
Beaverton, Oregon
Overheard by: Office Manager
Office girl #1: Man, I’m really bored. I know what we should do… [Looks around] Aw, we don’t have any glue, do we?
Office girl #2, confused and horrified: Um…
610 SW Broadway
Portland, Oregon
Male phone representative to female customer: Mmm… Okay… Yeah… Am I married?
Call Center
Beaverton, Oregon
Manager: Look at you! You look so nice today!
Broker: Shut up. I always look nice.
Manager: No…sometimes you look like you got hit by a truck.
1610 SE Bybee Boulevard
Portland, Oregon
