Oregon

Director to manager: Oh, that. I forgot about that. Actually, I didn't forget it. I just didn't remember that I knew it.

Oregon

Overheard by: gurltech

Marketing to IT worker: Would you stop looking in my trash and judging me?

Beaverton, Oregon

Manager, to underling: Haven’t apes evolved to the point where they could do your job?

3888 Stewart Road
Eugene, Oregon

Overheard by: Mike

Office lady, peering into the copier: Ew, how many white ones did I produce? Oh, good. Not that many.

1819 NW Everett Street
Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: Schmoozer

Elderly patient: Go away, you cross-eyed slut!
Nurse: I'm not cross-eyed!

Hospital
Hillsboro, Oregon

Interviewer: Do you have any questions?
Interviewee: Within the firm, are there opportunities for advancement?
Interviewer: Basically, it’s an entry-level job — when you begin it’s going to be like,’Shut up and color, we’re going to micro-manage you.’

15th Street and Yamhill Avenue
Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: PH factor

Admin to another: It's not life or death or anything. My water's just a little stinky, that's all.

Eugene, Oregon

Male to female worker: I always support you. I empower you… You piece of shit.

Beaverton, Oregon

Overheard by: Office Manager

Office girl #1: Man, I’m really bored. I know what we should do… [Looks around] Aw, we don’t have any glue, do we?
Office girl #2, confused and horrified: Um…

610 SW Broadway
Portland, Oregon

Male phone representative to female customer: Mmm… Okay… Yeah… Am I married?

Call Center
Beaverton, Oregon