Of Course! I'll Be Exactly As Discreet As I Was with Those Sex Tapes.

Female receptionist: Really? It's ten inches long?
Male office worker: Yup.
Female receptionist: I'd love to see a picture of that.
Male office worker: Okay, but don't show it to anyone else.

Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Zippy The Wonderbat

Posted on October 22, 2009
Body Parts, Employees, Georgia, Offers and requests, Questions, Receptionists, Sexuality, Wishes

Say My Title! Say It!

Female manager: Give it to me, give it to me!
Male employee: Take it! Take it! Take it!

Lancaster, Pennsylvania

Posted on October 19, 2009
Bosses, Employees, Offers and requests, Pennsylvania, Sexuality, Weirdness

You're Just Fantastic At…Whatever It Is You Do Here.

Female sales director: So let me get this straight, you're asking me to look as slutty as possible for the event?
Male VP: Well, that is why I hired you, after all.
Female sales director: Wow! Did you really just say that?
Male VP: What? Okay, okay… you're good at your job too. Happy?

California

Posted on October 15, 2009
Bosses, California, Compare and contrast, Hiring & Firing, Offers and requests, Physical Appearance, Possible Sexual Harassment, Questions, Sales, Weirdness

…I Believe I Dealt with That Particular Issue in the Men's Room Earlier.

Lady worker: Okay. So I have my people coming for the work party, you just need to take care of the volcano.
Guy: Oh yeah! Right.

Washington State

Posted on October 8, 2009
Body Parts, Coworkers, Meetings, Offers and requests, Washington

Always Works to Ease the Tension When My Wife and I Fight

Boss to client: While we're talking about this, why don't you take your shirt off, please.

Raleigh, North Carolina

Overheard by: fully dressed

Posted on October 2, 2009
Bosses, Clothes, Customers, North Carolina, Offers and requests, Possible Sexual Harassment

…As Long As It Stops There This Time.

Elderly coworker, a little too enthusiastically: Hey, why don't you just Outlook me later?
Younger bewildered coworker: Um, okay, I guess…

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: AlsoBewildered

Posted on September 28, 2009
Canadia, Coworkers, Offers and requests, Possible Sexual Harassment, Questions, Words

Your Editors Find It Impossible to Say Anything Anymore

Woman to man making pot of coffee: Oh, that smells delicious.
Man: I made a lot, would you like some?
Woman: Perhaps I'll have half a cup later, but right now, I'll settle for a facial.

Evanston, Illinois

Posted on September 17, 2009
Compliments, Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, Illinois, Meals and Snacks, Offers and requests, Sensory Experiences

Note My Stylish Whole-Body Latex Unitard

Unwell-looking manager, coughing: I think I might go home a little earlier today. (coughs) I'm feeling a bit fluey.
Paranoid coworker: I don't want the flu–don't come anywhere near me!
Perky coworker to manager: I've had the flu vaccination–you can come all over me!

Melbourne
Canadia

Overheard by: confused but amused