Tired and defeated public relations director: So, yeah, I'm heading up that project. (sighs)
Equally tired and defeated public relations manager: Let me know if I can help with that.
Tired and defeated public relations director: You can help me by putting my car in neutral and pushing it off the top of the parking garage.
Salt Lake City, Utah
Overheard by: Manda
Conductor: Tickets, please… Or in lieu of tickets, breakfast sandwiches will be accepted.
Chicago-bound commuter train
Overheard by: Pirate Alice
Loud cube rat: It's just a booger! You want a booger?
Normal cube rate: No, but let me help you out. (pulls out a Kleenex)
Mebane, North Carolina
Overheard by: Horrified
Manager on phone: Does panting count as a response?
Pearl, Mississippi
Overheard by: Brain Dancing
Boss: So see if you can find these people’s email addresses.
Intern: …You want me to find Desmond Tutu’s email address?
Boss: Try Google if you get stumped.
2130 H Street NW
Washington, DC
Coworker on phone: You’d be an amazing human being if you brought me some nibbles on your way here. If not, then you’re clearly the mongoloid I always suspected you to be.
401 West Clarendon Avenue
Phoenix, Arizona
Co-Worker #1: Hey, I got a new joke. Anyone want to hear it?
Co-Worker #2: Not if it involves poop.
Co-Worker #3: Or chickens.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: disturbed
Man entering bathroom, standing next to coworker at urinal: David*, you smell like suntan lotion. Have you been out tanning?
David*: I think you need to stop with your fantasies.
Men's Bathroom
Omaha, Nebraska
Girl, about overhead projection image: Any way you can make that bigger?
Whole class: That's what she said!
University
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: like, for real?
Intern, freaking out: Will somebody please help me? My pen fell down my pant leg and I can't find it!
Birmingham, Alabama
