Mmm, Olestra.

Coworker #1: My stomach is upset today, I have the shits.
Coworker #2: Yeah, I like chips…

Pennsylvania

Posted on January 18, 2015
Body Parts, Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, Meals and Snacks, Pennsylvania

Would You Like Some Ethnic Slurs With That?

Angry suit on cell: Get me the money or I take your ass to court. I’ll take your ass to court.
Barista: Ummm… sir? Can I get you something to drink?
Angry suit on cell: Yes, I’d like a triple mocha. [To cell.] I mean it. I’ll sue your ass, you greedy, lying Italian bastard.
Barista: Sir, would you like whipped cream on your mocha?
Angry suit on cell: Like hell you’ll get me the money by June. You were supposed to give it to me back in September. [To barista.] Extra whipped cream, thanks.

W Washington St
Ann Arbor, Michigan

Posted on January 16, 2015
Compare and contrast, Crimes, Customers, Default, Employees, Insults, Meals and Snacks, Michigan, Money, Offers and requests, Questions, Wishes

“Making a Sandwich,” You Say?

Customer, looking at a damaged mobile home: How did that happen?
Mechanic: The guy put it on cruise control and went into the back to make a sandwich.

Repair Center
England

Overheard by: Rob

Posted on January 16, 2015
Accidents, Blue Collar, Customers, England, Meals and Snacks, Questions

Um, All I Asked Was “Are Your Printer Toner Needs Being Met?”, Ma'am.

Receptionist to coworker: Bagels can absorb alcohol just as easily as eggs and sausage!

Manhattan, New York

Posted on January 15, 2015
Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Drinking, Meals and Snacks, New York, Receptionists

Do You Have Any Idea How Many Pies Are in One of Her?

Big fat receptionist: Ooh what is that?
Office worker #1: A caramel mochiatto from Starbucks.
Big fat receptionist: I hope you brought me one!
Office worker #2: Do you have any idea how many calories are in one of those?

200 Park Avenue
New York, NY

Overheard by: Sebastian O’Conner

Posted on January 15, 2015
Comebacks, Coworkers, Diet & Weight, General Idiocy, Meals and Snacks, New York, Receptionists

Or, for the Same Reason, White Pizza

Angry manager: I don't like hairy things on my pizza.

Stark Street
Portland, Oregon

Posted on January 15, 2015
Default, Employees, Feelings, Meals and Snacks, Oregon

Man Ordering Take-out

Coworker: Yes, I ordered Italian ice from your menu…Oh, so you don’t have any more Italian ice. Hmmm, what else would I like?…Oh, you don’t have Italian ice, but you have iced tea?…um, what?

1251 Avenue of the Americas
New York, NY

Posted on January 14, 2015
Coworkers, Customer Service, Language barrier, Meals and Snacks, New York, Out to Lunch

But Together…

Portly woman #1: You want half? It's thick, seriously… I can't finish that off.
Portly woman #2: I don't know if I'm up for that kinda mouthful today.

Delran, New Jersey

Overheard by: Bruce Banner

Posted on January 14, 2015
Coworkers, Meals and Snacks, New Jersey, Offers and requests, Sensory Experiences, Sexuality

1PM Lunch

Co-worker #1: Hey, what are you doing?
Co-worker #2: Nothing.
Co-worker #1: What time are you going to lunch?
Co-worker #2: I was gonna go in a little bit.
Co-worker #1: Know what? I was too. C’mon, let’s go take a pee, then we’ll go to lunch.

1450 Chapel Street
New Haven, Connecticut

Posted on January 13, 2015
Connecticut, Coworkers, Meals and Snacks, Offers and requests, Restroom, Time Management

It'll Take Me Hours to Lick It All Up.

Male custodian: Aw jeez, I just dropped my nuts on the floor.
Female custodian: Oh my goodness, look at the mess you've made!

Wisconsin

Overheard by: I Giggled

Posted on January 12, 2015
Body Parts, Coworkers, Meals and Snacks, Sexuality, Wisconsin

Meals and Snacks